Archive for December, 2009

Wuvable Oaf #2

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

Ed Luce
Goteblüd Comics
$3.95

Reviewed by Joe Palmer

Having read the previous three Wuvable Oaf comics (zero, one, and a special titled Money Shot) and fallen in love with Luce’s comic vision I’m pleased to report that his latest issue continues to delightfully entertain with humor, fun, and totally lovable characters. Add in playful and witty dialog and a restrained use of innuendo and you’ve got another winning story. Luce is clearly in love with his characters, making Wuvable Oaf one of the best comics this year, and well worth any wait between issues.

Luce opens the issue with a peek at the bizarre and frightening world as seen by Pavel, one of the many pussies that let Oaf share the apartment. It’s only a quick diversion for Luce before picking up the story of Oaf’s quest to meet the current object of his affection, the diminuitve and scowly-faced Eiffel, lead singer of Ejaculoid. The adventure begins at a local club where Eiffel’s band has a gig. One of Luce’s appreciable talents is his attention to details, whether it involves incidental characters in a crowd scene or visual flourishes embellished in his drawings. It’s used to great effect here as Oaf wanders through the crowd of club goers killing time for Ejaculoid to take the stage. Little bits like the guy with the emo weave, the trio dressed as Zod, Non, and Ursa, the Wasp Women singing “So fuck you, you queen!”, the reactions of a tatted muscle daddy couple have to a trio of women when the band launches into the sonic assault anthem Fearce (Luce even had an mp3 recorded of it) all add to the good natured screwball ambience.

Alas, Oaf isn’t the only one enamored of Eiffel and bandmates Udaho, Olaph, and Izeed. A throng of shirtless bears  create a sweaty, hairy barricade between Oafie and Eiffel as they rush the stage during Ejaculoid’s last song. Fear not for Oaf. Not yet, anyway. He’s got a plan and gets a message to Eiffel thanks to a couple friends in a nicely done scene that I won’t spoil it. Singing isn’t the only thing Eiffel is fierce at. We get to see him at his, let’s just say, very physically demanding day job which provides an amusing counterpoint for Oaf’s voice mail and their subsequent phone chat.

But the moment after Oafie scores Luce throws Oaf’s happiness into jeopardy with the introduction of celebrity chef Hammond Reed (who has a penchant for knives and apparently denuding bonsai trees) who is still hot to possess his former lover Eiffel, and will stop at nothing to get him back. The stage for our hero’s potentially worst date ever is set when Eiffel accepts Hammond’s devious offer to comp dinner for their little rendezvous. What’s worse is seeing the ominous Reed cradling a little, yippy-looking dog in his lap, making him Oafie’s Lex Luthor. How far will Reed go to get Eiffel back? Will our underdog’s (can I say that when Oafie is clearly a cat person?) heart be crushed? It’s sure to be an engaging story no matter what happens and I’ll definitely be there for it!

Rounding out the issue are a couple of one paged “Worst Dates Ever” strips (one funny and a sad, very relatable one) and a pair of pinups by guest artists Linas Garsys and Chase Bowman.

Wuvable Oaf is available online from wuvableoaf.com, and also Isotope and Comic Relief shops and the Goteblüd outpost at 766 Valencia Street in San Francisco’s Mission. Open weekends from 12 – 5.

Henry Greider

Monday, December 14th, 2009
Art by Rick Mays

Art by Rick Mays

Contributed by Michael McDermott

Henry is the son of powerful Texas senator, Hugh Greider. His father not only accepted his son’s homosexuality, but actually found it to be a valuable tool in his political maneuvering. Miles Bennett, C.E.O. of Cyberoptics, one of America’s main designers of military software, was going to testify before a senate committee that a certain super-gun program was not ready for mass production. If Congress doesn’t approve funding for the project, Senator Greider loses a major contract, as well as lots of jobs and money for his constituents. To prevent him from testifying, Henry pursued a relationship with Bennett’s son, Gary. Henry seduced Gary and the senator had a photographer to take pictures of the two of them having sex. They planned to use these pictures to blackmail Miles Bennett into not testifying.

“Out And About” magazine planned to run a story outing Henry, which would ruin the senator’s blackmail scheme, so he hired Nomad to stop them. Once Nomad learned the truth behind Henry’s relationship with Gary, he convinced “Out And About” to drop the story about Henry, and instead do a feature on Gary Bennett, and how the senator set him up.

Greider first appears and is confirmed gay in Nomad #14, written by Fabian Nicieza.

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Robert Thaldron

Monday, December 14th, 2009
Art by Rick Mays

Art by Rick Mays

Contributed by Michael McDermott

Robert Thaldron is the publisher of Out And About magazine, a cheap gay news magazine. Their primary news is outing homosexuals, whether they want to be out or not! One such individual, Kerry Warshaw, committed suicide after he was outed by the magazine.

Nomad was hired by a senator to prevent his son from being outed by the magazine. When confronted by Nomad about this, Thaldron revealed to him the true reason why the senator and his son did not want the story told. The senator planned to blackmail a political opponent with the sexual relationship between. If Out And About ran their story, it would comprimise their blackmail scheme.

Nomad convinced Thaldron not to run the story on the senator’s son, but rather on his lover Gary Bennet, and how he had been set-up by the senator. That way, Nomad fulfilled his job by preventing the original story, but they still managed to expose the senator’s illegal scheme.

The magazine has a secretary, whose name is not revealed. She says that she has been out since 14. She is proud of the magazine, because she believes the “only way f’r minorities to make their voices heard is by singin’ loud an’ clear. We cain’t do that if people don’t join the choir.”

Thaldron’s only appearance was in Nomad #14.

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Colt Varney

Sunday, December 13th, 2009
Art by Rick Mays

Art by Rick Mays

Contributed by Michael McDermott

Colt Varney was a soldier in the US army special forces, but got discharged when they discovered he was gay. He was a regular at the monthly “flatsies” night at Lillian’s Bar. Flatsies: Fun-Loving Albuquerque Transvestites. Not all of the crossdressers were gay, some were simply men that enjoyed being different for a night. Over two months, two transvestites were killed on their way home from the bar. The first victim was Randy Ellison, an ex-lover of Colt’s, and everyone suspected he was behind it.

The wandering hero Nomad arrived in town on the third month, and wound up getting involved in the case. However, he was unable to save a third victim from being killed. Nomad conducted an investigation, but was unable to find any leads that didn’t point to Colt. He finally confronted Colt, by bursting into his apartment, interrupting him and his new boyfriend. After a brief struggle, Colt reveals that he was not the one behind the murders, but was actually trying to track down the killer himself, in order to avenge Randy’s murder.

Meanwhile, Colt would remain hidden on a nearby rooftop with a sniper rifle, waiting for the killer to make a move. Their plan worked, and they caught the killer, but in order to save Nomad’s life, Colt was forced to kill her before they could discover what her motive was. Nomad guessed that it was “she realized no one should have to Since the killer has only been targetting newcomers to the club, Nomad decided to go undercover. He showed up in drag on “flatsies” night, to serve as bait.dress like this, just because society expects them to.” After that, Nomad left town, and Colt returned to his life.

Varney first appeared and confirmed gay in Nomad #11, written by Fabian Nicieza.

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Tlaango

Sunday, December 13th, 2009
Art by Alan Davis

Art by Alan Davis

Contributed by Michael McDermott

Tlaango is an alien of an unidentified race, who became involved in a psychosexual domination relationship with Caffrey, of the Borozil clan.

At some point during their relationship, Tlaango felt that his “master”, Caffrey, was becoming too rough, and when their ship landed on Earth for routine maintenance, Tlaango made a run for it, to find a place to hide until he calmed down. Caffrey chased after him, and Spider Man stumbled across the scene of Tlaango being chased and whipped by his master. Spider-Man misinterpreted the situation, thinking that Tlaango was a slave being abused. He attempted to rescue Tlaango until Captain Marvel and Karl Coven intervened. They captured all parties, and brought them together for a mock trial, to determine Tlaango’s fate, with Captain Marvel serving as judge.

As “defense council” Spider-Man attempted to argue for Tlaango’s freedom till he learned that Tlaango and Caffrey were actually engaged in a psycho-sexual role play. After that fact came out, Spider-Man was extremely embarassed, and the matter was dropped. However Caffrey was so furious over the incident that he began making threats, and ended up getting killed by Karl Coven for “contempt of court”.

Tlaango returned home to inform the rest of the Borozil clan what had happened to Caffrey. They came to Earth in force to punish Captain Marvel. Tlaango wanted Coven to be the one punished, since he was the one who actually killed Caffrey.

However, Ulzak of the Borozil clan informed him that their custom was that Captain Marvel bore the responsibility, since he oversaw Coven’s actions.

However, when they arrived on Earth and tracked Captain Marvel’s cosmic energy, it led them to Coven, since Marvel had shared his power with him. Tlaango seized this opportunity to make sure that the proper person was punished, and told Ulzak that this was Captain Marvel.

The Borozil clan executed Coven for the murder.

Since both Tlaango and his lover are from alien species, it is difficult to judge their relationship in terms of human sexuality.

Tlaango was created by Peter David and first appeared in Captain Marvel #10, volume 4.

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Coven

Sunday, December 13th, 2009
Art by Ivan Reis

Art by Ivan Reis

Contributed by Michael McDermott

Karl Coven was a psychotic serial killer, who killed at least 17 people including children, and used their remains for ritualistic purposes. Superhero sidekick Rick Jones witnessed some of these murders, and it was his testimony that got Coven arrested and put on trial.

Coven claimed to be an alien, and therefore not bound by human laws, but medical examinations showed him to be a normal human. He was sentenced to death by lethal injection. However, after being dead for a few minutes, Coven mysteriously returned to life! Since Coven had technically served his sentence, the court had no choice but to release him. Immediately, Coven came after Rick Jones to get his revenge. Rick Jones is currently bonded to cosmicsuperhero Captain Marvel, and so when Coven came after Rick, he wound up face to face with Captain Marvel!

Captain Marvel had recently been driven insane by his cosmic awareness, so instead of trying to stop Coven, he actually decided to recruit him as his partner! Marvel gave Coven a portion of his own cosmic power. The two of them started their own “legal system” and began serving out their own version of “justice”, which bought them some powerful enemies, including the family of an alien Caffrey, whom Coven executed for his “crimes”. Meanwhile, Rick was contacted by Lucy Harper, the wife of one of Coven’s victims. Since Coven escaped justice, she wanted Rick’s help to kill him. At first Rick refused, but after Coven made an attempt on Lucy’s life right in front of him, he agreed.

Rick convinced Captain Marvel to revoke Coven’s cosmic power so that he would have a chance to kill him. However, during the fight, Coven reclaimed all of Genis’s power, making him virtually invincible. He defeated Rick and was about to kill him and Lucy when Caffrey’s family showed up. Coven confidently told them to take their best shot–and then Captain Marvel took his power back! Coven was now vulnerable again and was killed instantly by energy blasts. According to Captain Marvel’s cosmic awareness, this time Coven will remain dead.

A number of times Coven flirted with Rick while taunting him, and even kissed him, sticking his tongue down Rick’s throat (Captain Marvel #9, volume 4). However, it is not clear if this was an actual attraction or just a way of taunting Rick, or even just part of Coven’s insanity.

He appeared to have a natural resurrection ability which was apparently due to his alien origin. The cosmic powers he temporarily had from Captain Marvel granted him superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to fly, and the ability to view the past.

Coven created by Peter David.

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Steckee

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

Art by Patrick Zircher

Contributed by Mike McDermott

Steck’ee is the best friend of Genis, son of Mar-Vell and the new Captain Marvel. Steck works as a waitress (and sex worker) at Glib’s bar on the planet Calculex. What race Steck is is unknown, but she is blue-skinned and possesses the ability to switch genders, although she prefers her female form. Being friends with a superhero proved to have its hazards. Genis’ enemy Zey-Rogg had Steck kidnapped, and possibly raped or tortured as well. After Genis rescued her, their relationship took an unexpected turn, and they became lovers. Unfortunately, the transition from friend to lover did not proceed smoothly.

Steck’ee is also a follower of the Universal Order of the Dedicated. We learned in issue #5 that Steck can be either male or female.

Steck’ee reappears a story arc in issues #32- 35  (written by Peter David, dated 2002). Genis returns to his old haunt, Halvacenter on the planet Calculex, hoping to reunite with Steck’ee and other friends from the Grog and Grub. Instead of a welcome home, he finds his friends in fear, and Steck’ee is presumably murdered by the serial killer who has caused officials to put the city under curfew. What Genis discovers is Steck’ee is alive still and is being held hostage by Magus, Warlock’s evil self, who now plans to use Genis’ former lover as a pawn to gain power. After many taunts and threats of torture and death to Steck’ee, Genis relents and tells magus to take his soul. It’s a trick of course, as Magus finds out a cosmically aware soul contains too much power to absorb. As punishment, Marvell turns him into another energy form and transports him “far away from everything.” The lovers’ reunion is all too brief as Marlo Jones is in trouble and only Genis can rescue her, so Genis and Rick Jones trade places.

Steck’ee returns to her/his apartment in Halvacenter, accompanied by Rick Jones. Jones curiosity about the relationship is piqued. He’s a little shocked by Steck’ee’s straightforward statement that they were “more like copulation buddies.”  As there’s no privacy in the empty quarters, Steck’ee switches to male form while changing clothes and Jones registers out loud his shock to see a penis. Steck’ee assures Jones that Genis is fine with the gender shifting, but David doesn’t elaborate on whether Steck’ee was ever in male form during their lovemaking.

Their final scene together is a bittersweet farewell. Steck’ee. in female form, wishes Genis the best and cautions him to remember his roots. The story seems and its conclusions seem rather rushed, likely due to the series being canceled and replaced with a new volume and a different direction.

Steck’ee first appeared in Captain Marvel #1 (volume 2) witten by Fabian Nicieza and her gender switching ability is noted in Captain Marvel #5. Steck’ee’s sexual orientation is uncertain due to the limited appearances.

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Robin Vega

Saturday, December 12th, 2009
Art by John Romita, J.

Art by John Romita, J.

Contributed by Ronald Byrd

Robin Vega is a science major at Empire State University, alma mater of Peter Parker, a.k.a. Spider-Man. A mutant, Robin has dealt with persecution all her life, having been run out of towns and colleges several times. When the mutant-hating group known as the Friends of Humanity becomes active on campus, Robin finally grows tired of running and resolves to fight them, “not just for myself, but for everyone else who is different and just wants to be left alone.” Confronted by a group of the bigots, whose gunfire triggers an explosion, Robin brands them with the word “mutie” so that they too will experience distrust, rescues two people from the fire, and vanishes into the night, presumably to continue her war on the hate-mongers. Although Robin is never said to be a lesbian, her situation has so many parallels to that of a closeted gay woman (“I’ve spent most of my life trying to hide who I really am,” she tells Peter Parker. “You don’t know what it’s like…to spend your entire life hiding who and what you really are from the world.”) that she seemed worthy of mention.

Robin can convert her body into living molten metal, in which form she can alter her shape, i.e. stretching her arms to great length, changing her hand into a hammer, growing an armor of rock-like spikes, and so on. While in this form she also possesses superhuman strength and is impervious to bullets and fire. She can also melt herself into an amorphous form which allows her to crawl down walls.

Robin Vega appeared in Spider-Man #82 (1997). Written by Howard Mackie.

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Dolltopia

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

dolltopiaAbby Denson
Green Candy Press
$15 (Less at Amazon)

Reviewed by Joe Palmer

Dolltopia is indy comics artist Abby Denson’s second graphic novel. Where Tough Love, her first work, recounted the sweet love of two teenaged boys and the obstacles they faced, Dolltopia’s themes of non-conformity and self-expression are issues that any LGBT person has or will at some point be faced to deal with. What better choice to explore these issues than using stamped and molded dolls assembled on factory lines whose smiling faces are frozen atop bodies with restricted mobility with more often than not nothing more than the clothes on their backs?

And so the quest for Dolltopia starts for one Kitty Ballerina doll as she asks herself the basic existentialist questions during her assembly line birth, and the realization that there must be more to her life than simply being paired with a Soccer Scotty doll as her new little girl owner has done. Kitty wastes no time making her break and once free she runs into Army Jim, a fellow renegade (he hates to fight like the other Army Jim’s), on his quest to reach Dolltopia, a place where dolls can be free to make their own choices. Dolltopia seems like exactly what a lot of us are hoping for and working towards.

Denson explores the notion of chosen families as Kitty and Jim survey this new world they meet other dolls such as Candy X and Candy O, a pair of former Darling Candy dolls that may or may not be girlfriends depending on your reading, who welcome them and amiably act as guides and mentors with their clothing boutique Jigsaw acting as an unofficial meeting place since labeling anything “official” smacks of conformity. In short order they’re settling in and meeting new dolls like the Doctor who specializes in plastic surgery and Kewpie, the androgynous manager of the Toybox hostel where Kitty and Jim are staying.

Telling a story through dolls may seem a questionable choice, but I would beg to differ. Consider how entrenched dolls are, not just for toy crazed American kids, but across the world. They may be toys, but they’re also tools for teaching socially accepted standards whether good or bad. Kenneth and Mamie Clark were African American psychologists who published three major papers in 1939 and 1940. The purpose of their research was to learn and document how children’s self-perception related to their race. Children attending segregated schools in Washington DC and integrated schools in New York were their subjects. The Clarks learned that African American children often preferred white dolls and these children assigned positive virtues to the color white (good, pretty, nice) while thinking of “black” in negative terms (bad, ugly).

The Clarks would later testify in several school desegregation cases, including Briggs v. Elliot that would become part of the famous Brown v. Board of Education Supreme Court Case of 1954 that found segregation unconstitutional. More recently in 2006 young filmmaker Kiri Davis decided to revisit the Clarks’ research, making it the subject of “A Girl Like Me“. Sadly, her results clearly mirror the findings of the Clarks.

On a personal and exponentially smaller note, turning through the first few pages recalled a memory from first grade long ago. A girl (her name was Janice Radcliffe) from my class had invited me over and we were in her back yard. she had Barbi and Ken dolls. Ken was thrust into my hand and Janice enthusiastically made known her expectation that we were going to play house. Shy kid that I was, the only thing to do was give in, even though I thought two boy dolls would make playing house a lot more fun! Even a 6 year old me knew not to tell Janice that, let alone anyone else. Conform, little boy!

Unlike the findings of Clarks’ research and Ms. Davis’ film, Denson’s script stays on the upbeat, its underlying message one of hope and action, thanks primarily to an optimistic, determined, and empowered Kitty aided by Jim with his unconditional support, while addressing several  difficult topics. The opposing paradigms of gay liberation versus gay assimilation come to the forefront when the Candies, Kitty, and Jim see conformist Ben and Mandie dolls (who brought their Fantasy Home to Dolltopia) during their outing to Dancemania. Mimicking humans is insulting to the Candies. It’s no surprise then that they’ve devised a plan to make a complete break from all human influence by striking at the doll factory itself. When the outcome is unexpected it comes down to how to choose to look at life’s challenges and obstacles: either you can become angry and depressed or stay positive and remain true to your ideals in spite of setbacks.

That message becomes a painful badge of honor when Soccer Scotty experiences a similar epiphany to Kitty and escapes from his Fantasy Home prison to find Dolltopia and suffers a dog mauling (Step out of your place and you’ll have to deal with the consequences!). What Scotty finds in Dolltopia after his rescue by Mr. M is friendship and admiration, and perhaps the love of Sailor Sammie. All their personal struggles pale when Dolltopia’s very existence comes into dire jeopardy. Imperiled by discovery from humans, the entire community takes its biggest gamble and prove that anything worth living for is worth fighting for.

Denson’s Tough Love is perhaps best appreciated by teens who are coming out, Dolltopia will speak to anyone questioning gender roles and trying to find their place in the world.

Dolltopia is available from Amazon.

Hal Jordan Nude!

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

haljordanMy friend Robert (Thanks, Robert!) sent an email to me the other day to tell me about this paperback of Hal Jordan nude pics he found on Amazon. Of course it isn’t the same Hal Jordan currently fighting off Nekron and all the Black Lantern baddies, but this guy does have a resemblance to a younger Hal — or maybe Hal’s younger, hot gay brother if he had one. Want to see more?