Archive for February, 2010

Princess Diana – Can I Talk?

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

The Amazon Princess shares a few thoughts with her gay fan following.

We all know Heinberg’s stint was a disaster.

I like men. To like men on an island full of women loving and pleasuring one another is really queer. Take that, Wertham!

On the subject of men…Steve Trevor is in the past. You should let him go, too. I’m here to experience Man’s World.

From my “white period” to the number of stars on my panties to my breast plate and boots…Why are gay men so obsessed over my clothes? Not that I don’t love gay men…

Lynda Carter certainly appears nice, doesn’t she?

Admit it, you love my breasts.

Love, love, love Spartacus Blood and Sand! It’s terrible what happened to Barca. Perhaps Achilles will let me…oh, sorry.

Get over the twirl!

Really, get over the twirl. I love that you first twirled when you were four, and how old are you now?

Everyone should have the right to marry the person they love.

Nicola, please give me back real panties. Wedgies are so distracting in the heat of battle.

No, you may not wear my tiara.

Love Is In The Air

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

By Joe Palmer

Gail Simone teases Wonder Woman readers with a hint of a budding relationship for the reincarnated Achilles in Wonder Woman #41. Restless, the warrior (Blond Bombshell? Blond Brickhouse?) leaves his island of Thalarion for Man’s World. Like Diana, he intends to show the world the futility of war, even if it means getting his hands a little bloody. It looks like Diana (by way of Ms. Simone) has a surprise in store for Achilles: a love interest. Props for having Diana be a matchmaker! Art by the underappreciated Chris Batista.

Ariel Schrag Roundtable

Sunday, February 21st, 2010

The Hooded Utilitarian site will have a roundtable discussion of Ariel Schrag’s Likewise. Schrag will join at the end of the discussion. This piece appears to be the start.

Likewise is one of a quartet of graphic novels Schrag wrote which chronicle her high school years. The series started with Awkward, followed by Definition, Potential, and Likewise. She was also a writer for Showtime’s The L Word (seasons 3 and 4). Potential is in development for film.

Marvel’s Top 10 Power Couples

Saturday, February 20th, 2010

This week Marvel posted a piece spotlighting its Top Ten Power couples. Of course, Reed and Sue make the list, but there are a couple surprises among the names, including a male couple. Kudos to both Marvel and and the writer in question who followed through with his convictions. Thanks to online friend Mike for bringing this to my attention.

Betylos

Friday, February 19th, 2010

© R. E. BlakesleeBetylos is a fictional character who first appeared in “Origination”, a novel written by American writer R.E. Blakeslee. In his earthly identity, Betylos is Eran Aeggle, an 18-year-old farm boy born and raised in the rural town of Farmington near Rochester. Eran’s life is forever changed by the chance discovery of an object that is sacred to a cult called the Believers on the planet Mahray. As Betylos, he is a hero for the people and Mother Earth. Eran’s desire is to become a botanist and he travels to Buffalo, the City of Light, in hopes of attending the prestigious Alluvium Institute. While the city offers new opportunities and friends, Eran inadvertently falls love with Simon Duncan.

Reflecting the dual nature of earth/alien is Eran’s supporting cast which consists of Grant, a Questioner from Mahray; Herald, a Believer—brother of Grant; Sylva, a Questioner—sister to Grant and Herald; Phyla ‘Mea Richmond, an old British woman and Eran’s employer; Simon Duncan, Eran’s lover; Richard Duncan, Simon’s father; Tee Tee (Takoda Turner), a close friend of Simon’s; Vito Mortino, Vice President of Sales at Duncan Technologies; Susan Saunders, an investigative reporter for The Voice; and Vicki Clopp, a detective for the Buffalo Police Department.

Pale skin and sub-dermal pigments on his torso characterize Betylos’ appearance. Alien symbols comprise a warrior’s chest plate and large-scale wings composed of energy create a comet-like allusion while Betylos is in flight. Betylos possesses extraordinary powers. At the end of Origination it is known that the character has the ability to fly, can see color at night, has formidable strength, healing capabilities, not only internal but external, which can be combined to create the Light of Phusis, a ball of illumination capable of revitalizing the dead, and a type of telepathy. Betylos’ transformation from human to Superhero is imbued through a small stone known firstly as the Seed. The moon, Mahray, from which the Seed is sent, is one of five moons orbiting the second gas giant in a binary star system, Leonis. So far, the light from Sol, Earth’s sun, is Betylos’ only weakness, resulting in death if exposed.

Please visit the Origination website, Lillibridge Press, or Amazon to purchase the book in paperback or eBook.

© R. E. Blakeslee

The Fantastic Spy

Friday, February 19th, 2010

Ah, those shapechangers! Don’t you just love those Protean characters from the Skrulls to Martian Manhunter to the Legion’s Chameleon Boy, and who knows how many others long forgotten. And who would remember if they had names like Zryp or Brunk as so many aliens had back in the late 50s and early 60s? They’re either aliens bent on earth’s domination or selfless heroes if maybe misunderstood in some versions. Or like wiht Xavin, the Skrull who fell in love with Karolina in Runaways, they become cosmic gender benders by transforming their bodies into another sex.

And that’s just what good ol’ Chameleon Boy did way back in Adventure #303, cover dated December 1962 when I was a little more than 4 years old. In Jerry Siegle and John Forte’s “The Fantastic Spy”, the Legion is perplexed when a secret mission is screwed up, and suspicious minds single out newest Legionnaire Matter Eater Lad. Cosmic Boy comes up with a plan to deliver a tiny Doomsday bomb to the United Nations (there’s no United Planets yet!) weapons arsenal on the far side of the world. It’s a simple plan. All he needs is blond wig and glasses for a disguise and for Chameleon Boy to change into a woman so they can pose as newlyweds going on their honeymoon. And good ol Reep, he’s just fine with the idea! You’ll have to get creative imagining slashy goodness between Rokk and Reep! And what’s up with all the women having window seats? Maybe it was the same with air travel back then.


This story is reprinted in Adventure #499 and Legion Archives volume 1.

Patricio Oliver Projects

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Art by Patricio OliverArgentinian artist Patricio Oliver announces various new projects (available in the US).

The Tenebrae Poster (Available February 16th, 2010)

About the Print

11 × 17 Poster printed in full color on high quality 100# stock.
Limited to 50 prints with 50% OF PROFITS to benefit INVISIBLE CHILDREN
Includes 1 (one) KidRobot Cucos Mini Figure

About the Charity
Storytellers. Visionaries, humanitarians, artists, and entrepreneurs. Invisible Children are individuals part of a generation eager for change and willing to pursue it. As a non-profit Invisible Children work to transform apathy into activism. By documenting the lives of those living in regions of conflict and injustice, Invisible Children hope to educate and inspire individuals in the Western world to use their unique voice for change. Invisible Children’s media creates an opportunity for people to become part of a grassroots movement that intelligently responds to what’s happening in the world.

Poster info is here.

Letter-press series of artist designed cards. Edition is limited to 500 hand numbered cards. Letterpress printed in maroon on natural white 110# stock with black envelopes. Five cards & envelopes per pack. More info may be found here.

Oliver’s Haiti Earthquake Relief poster is in full color, measuring 6″ x 11″ and printed on coated stock. All profits from the open edition will be donated to Doctors Without Borders.

This poster can be ordered here.

Cucos Mini Figures 3-Inch (KIDROBOT)

From the dark recesses of Patricio Oliver’s mind come the bizarre children known as the Cucos. Led by the elusive and sinister Cursed Twins, this collection of 3-inch evildoers only exist to cause madness and horror wherever they go. This blind-boxed series includes 13 figures, 2 of which are chases.

Go to Kid Robot!

Visit Patricio Oliver’s website.

Rise of the Pink Ninjas

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

Last summer, Sean McGrath heard Maggie Gallagher say the most reprehensible and simultaneously twee-est (is “twee” used in the correct sense of British usage?) thing to ever come out of her voluminous pie hole: “Marriage is not a civil right. In fact, it’s a civil wrong.” Her ability to turn a phrase aside, Mags’ head should have by all rights exploded from just the uncut rage McGrath sent her way (to say nothing of the other people he’s sure were doing the same thing). Ah, “Scanners,” you disappointed me once again. So, what’s a guy to do?

Easy, write a revenge fantasy and get friends to help make it into a comic book.

McGrath now presents to you the fruits of their labors – Rise of the Pink Ninjas: A Gay Fantasia – downloadable at Ortho Comics. Go ahead. It’s free!

See Mad Gallagher throw her weight around!

Stare in wonder at the mysterious Bastard Baby Doll!

Clench your butthole when P & M, the Night Bears, cruise by!

But most of all, enjoy and keep fighting. McGrath wants to start buying gay wedding gifts in this lifetime.

Rise of the Pink Ninjas: A Gay Fantasia
Written by Sean McGrath
Drawn, inked and colored by Benjamin Ruth
Lettered by Christopher Moshier
Cover graphic by Scott McGrath